My Advice to Counterfeiters

A woman in Gainesville, Florida, was arrested this week for passing counterfeit bills.

She had simply photocopied twenty-dollar bills in a photocopy machine.

My advice: don’t do that.

You will not be surprised to learn: they were quickly spotted.

She first used them at an Applebee’s to pay her bill. When she tried using them at Walmart and the cashier questioned her, she fled.

She was later taken into custody thanks to a cell phone she had left behind.

Using a photocopier to counterfeit money sounds about as clunky as my own sad efforts to create graphics.

They look ridiculous, and everyone knows I made them myself.

Yet as someone who makes a living online, I need to make them. And I need to not spend $300 every time.

You, too, don’t want to look like someone who photocopies $20 bills. And you also don’t want to spend so much on graphics that you’re tempted to start photocopying $20 bills.

Solution:

https://www.happyearner.com/graphics

The doors close on this tonight, so this is your last chance. You’ll need this someday. Take a look.

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